Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Monday 27 April 2015

Cose che contano / Things that Matter

















"Look son, there are three things that really matter in life, and the first of them is money!"
"What are the other two?"
"...well,,,it depends on how much you want to spend."

Wednesday 9 June 2010

Grim Reaper

Man: " ...this is for you, tax office!, and for you, retirement-age delaying, and also for you, public health cutting!"
Death: " This job becomes more and more demotivating..."

Thursday 24 December 2009

Bad Company / Cattive compagnie

Rhino: " If you are so stressed as you say, why don't you spend some time by yourself ?"
Crocodile: " Because I am trying to avoid bad company".

Sunday 4 October 2009

Life worth living

"Voglio combattere per tutti quei valori che rendono degna la vita di un uomo !"
"... figo.. e dimmi, tu preferisci l'iPhone o il Blackberry ? "


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